Solution

Both my former housemate and husband were surprised to find a book in the freezer.

I explained that they had snakes in them. If I left them on or near the bed, it would give me nightmares.

I know snakes don't move when frozen. Thus the freezer.

They nodded in that let's-humor-her way they do.

I am at my daughter's and after three nights up and looked more closely at her needlework.

Oooppps--a snake.

I surmised she wouldn't want it in her freezer.

Choice two was to sleep with the light on to preserve our good relationship.

It worked.